I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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