with your own penis?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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