and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
