Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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