Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
