Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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