? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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