come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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