You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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