So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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