are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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