drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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