What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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