You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
