i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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