I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Ladies don't puke and tell
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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