Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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