There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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