I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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