Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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