there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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