Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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