Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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