Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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