in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just invented taco cereal.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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