and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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