Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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