So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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