if you like me you must not know who I am
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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