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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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