why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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