Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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