so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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