I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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