I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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