Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
you never un-have a 4some
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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