i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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