you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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