You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
In America we eat man semen.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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