ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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