You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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