I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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