That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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