I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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