Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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