sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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