How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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