Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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