why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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