ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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